This morning is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This whole situation has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a suit. It appeared totally normal. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly I Don't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This has to be a dream, right?

• My mind is blown
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just took place. I was driving down the street and suddenly this massive squirrel flew down from nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. It story has totally unrealistic, I almost think it's real..

• Perhaps it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This situation is absolutely ridiculous. I don't understand what I've just heard. It's like a bad joke. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.